Saturday, 14 March 2009

Kerry Kata-dontgiveone.


This particular story is getting little mantion, as its obvious that it is worth even less of anyone elses, in fact I feel sorry to draw your attention to this particular article.

Kerry Katona (that woman from Big Bro and those fecking iceland adverts) has recently been made very unhappy as her 2 year marriage ended in tears and trauma.

The day she got married was on Valentines Day. No, seriously.
It saddens me to hear that not only have they broken up on rocky terms, but her now ex-husband has a child he has forgetten about, and a bit of a "love rat" and "Kerry is always quizzing him on who he has been with and what he is doing"

But taking into account the tragic state of affairs concerning her financial state, where she had to sell some of her luxury cars! Oh my god, what a shame that in this time of recession that someone who whored their way "to the top" cant live like they are now accustomed to.

It also comes to light that she has put up one of her 34GG silicone breasts on eBay, and that she has spurted 4 offspring that she does not even bother looking after, this was after reading the article that followed.

Keryy could not find a nanny as her new one quite, and I could not think why, it must have nothing to do with the fact this foul mouthed - most likely partly illiterate - woman is no better to work for than skeletor. It turns out her old nanny however is up for the job - at double pay.
What a wonderful world we live in.

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