Jaded. Not Good.

Right, now I am going to be touching on a bit of a "shaky subject" concerning the whole Jade Goody situation. Firstly, I appreciate the fact she is continuously whoring herself out to the tabloids and earning a fat packet to keep her kids and soon to be widow burning on the fuel of her loins for decades to come, however, her turbulent past suggests that this illness is not deserved, but maybe an act of a force from above, such as Karma, or that bloke with a beard.(God)

Jade's past has been turbulent to say the least. After getting herself and audition on Big Brother, and being sufficiently devoid of a real personality, and morals, she was labelled "Pig" and managed to survive the public's voting systems, with no obvious intervention of the broadcasting network. *cough*

So the Big Brother Pig (BBP for short) then decided that she needed more money and wanted to attain a status deemed worthy by the public. She did this by selling her "own" brand of perfume, and various biographies that are - a load of shit.

Then she moved onto Celebrity Big Brother. Now lets hold on a second, this second rate bit of bacon has always been a little brat with no decency in her flabby arteries, as said on this website that when she was younger, she has had a history of bullying in her schools and on one account, bit a fellow student's ear off. Despite the most recent racial slurs, apparently her grandfather was from the West Indies, so her bullying of others on racial grounds does'nt really do her any favours.

Anyway, when she was on CBB, she was back to her school days and being that dirty bit of bacon fat that you just cant bring yourself to chew unless it has been burnt sufficiently.

Her actions did not go un-noticed and she got shot down enough to make her try to make it up to the Bollywood actress by going to appear on  India's Big Brother. 

Then she got cervical cancer. I for one do not even bat an eyelid, shed a tear, scratch my arse, or even give a flying dogs-egg about her condition. Knowing someone myself who has suffered and died, I find this amount of publicity sickening and unjust. SHE IS EVEN WEARING MAKEUP IN THE SHOTS, FINAL HOURS? MAKE IT MINUTES.

But I do hope that her husband and her kids will be fine, but judging from all the money and support from the servants of these celebrities they will be fine.

WHO ARE YOU?!

If you are really desperate to be heard of, and running out of publicity ideas, then why not beg, bitch and moan until the tabloid deities listen to you?

Why not suggest that you give them some rather jovial, boring, yet maybe quite fascinating facts about yourself?

As you can see it worked for this woman who is apparently quite known. (BUT ASK YOURSELF, IS THERE ANY POINT?)

Kerry Kata-dontgiveone.

This particular story is getting little mantion, as its obvious that it is worth even less of anyone elses, in fact I feel sorry to draw your attention to this particular article.

Kerry Katona (that woman from Big Bro and those fecking iceland adverts) has recently been made very unhappy as her 2 year marriage ended in tears and trauma.

The day she got married was on Valentines Day. No, seriously.
It saddens me to hear that not only have they broken up on rocky terms, but her now ex-husband has a child he has forgetten about, and a bit of a "love rat" and "Kerry is always quizzing him on who he has been with and what he is doing"

But taking into account the tragic state of affairs concerning her financial state, where she had to sell some of her luxury cars! Oh my god, what a shame that in this time of recession that someone who whored their way "to the top" cant live like they are now accustomed to.

It also comes to light that she has put up one of her 34GG silicone breasts on eBay, and that she has spurted 4 offspring that she does not even bother looking after, this was after reading the article that followed.

Keryy could not find a nanny as her new one quite, and I could not think why, it must have nothing to do with the fact this foul mouthed - most likely partly illiterate - woman is no better to work for than skeletor. It turns out her old nanny however is up for the job - at double pay.
What a wonderful world we live in.

Amy Wined-out-of-her-facehouse

I think what jujst generally ticks my clock into a backward, or broken motion, is that if you are a musician/artist and welcomed into the mass media culture, it instantly gives you immuntity to authority and being put under arrest.

In order to become a successful artist and to get away with intoxicating incidents, makes sure that you are in at least 4 tabloid headlines a week.

This ensures that the public have a great view of what an idiotic fool you are, and gives everyone else a reason to hate you more.

What works more in your favour is getting tangled up with even more drug-ridden fuck-ups other than you, yourself and the inflated ego, so going out with/sleeping with someone as high or lower than you in the "lists" gives you a better chance of getting noticed and miling the tabloid teams bank accounts dry.

Ah if Only Nonsense Made Sense

Found this dabble in babble in the gossip "magazine" more!
In this particular moment, I believe that since that Girls Aloud! or whatever they call the barbie based "trust fund" children who, are still making a mockery of what a true society should be.

The article states that

Swan Eating Sods

Another large dose of hate must be channelled towards the queen (I purposely do not put her name in capitals, for she is not a noun, nor worthy my attention to recognize as a formal address either)

This is not only due to the fact that the rest of the royal family have no hereditary rights to the throne (in the past since Anglo-Saxons people have chopped, cheated and charred to be King, or Queen) but that she seems to be nothing less than an icon in which the UK can be summed up in stereotypically as toffs sipping lukewarm tea crooked fingered, poking a revolving tray full of biscuits and cakes, deciding if our day has been "spiffing" or if it was a "jolly good show".

Not only this as a smaller factor, but she is being misused as a puppet for the government to fling at social events, and to solve moral disputes amongst the rest of the world that may seem too trivial just to send someone with the know-how to solve a problem, instead they get this withered old biddy who most probably would rather be at home licking the cream out of a saucer and being reminded of the "good old days".

The rest of the royal family themselves are jokes, flouncing their private lives in papers to gain some extra pocket money to throw some more coy carp in their piano shaped ponds, or to send the useless offspring that the elders had spouted forth into more pointless education that they are blatantly not going to do well in. If Ponce Harry cant even pass a basic maths exam, and yet they alongside our government condemn the "lower classes" to a life of born stupidity, then so should they.

For the contextual reference and a very good article on the socialist side to all this check here, I warn you its been posted by a pro-republican so make your own decisions.

Chris Martin Can Suck My Eggs.

Oh where oh where do I start with Chris Martin and the rest of his useless, confused cacophany of musicians who he has led astray on the ever bumpy road of this so-called, "new wave " music, I for one hate this term with a rage so hard to explain it would only come out as a puffy faced, 'pah!'.
the over use and overworked past fashions keep getting recycled and spat out in horrible parodies in new contexts, but ill save this for the forum.

Not only is the man becoming a cult of personality like most 'Celebrities' do, as his self awareness of his self becomes a mountain of ego upon self-endowed views of almost godlike genious, or some other sort of plop baed upon his short existence on Earth.

HIS CHILD IS CALLED APPLE. Anyway, there is a group on facebook for this sort of prancing about, called 'I Hate Coldplay So Much It Makes Me Want To Cry'